Texas thief steals bishop's crown
Metropolitan Isaiah, an ex-US marine who served in the Korean War, was dining with others at a restaurant when the thief smashed his car's window.
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Metropolitan Isaiah, who was the only priest at a Vespers service on Saturday night without a head covering, is offering a reward of at least $1,000 for the safe return of the crown stolen in Arlington.
"We parked in a brightly lit place, and with all the lights there, we thought we were fine," he was quoted by the Dallas News as saying.
"We came out at 10 o'clock, and the window was smashed."
I can picture some chump like Josh Brolin's character taking his rifle to His Eminence's car window.
