Best Argument against DVC

and all the other Gnostic Gospel crackpots, not to mention torture. From Frederica Mathewes-Green retelling stories of Romanian persecution of Orthodox clergy:

One way guards particularly taunted Christians was by telling them that Christ and Mary Magdalene had had a sexual relationship. Fr. Roman noted, laughing, that in Romania this constituted torture, but in America people line up to pay for it in movies and books (“Here in the land of so-called freedom—I am not so sure you are free.”)